Craigslist "funnies"

[Spyder]

The price tag, of 18,000 is the most ridiculous part of it...

 

[Grimly]

taste, I suppose, is subjective....https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/d/bellingham-dm-014-fighter/6822608424.html

Because Less is More.

(We sawzall, you payzall)

 

[Gorminrider]

Sort of a Honda Grom meets Mad Max meets too much hp, ....

I was looking for the right words but you nailed it.

almost uncanny

so I moved on and wondered why a "streetfighter" has no turn signals. Really- by definition, they should be a feature of a "streetfighter"...and what "streets" need or want tires like that? ok-I'm old and losing the plot as to the modern lingo but , "sick,man-that's sick" does work for me here.

 

[Burque73]

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mcy/d/albuquerque-1979-suski-gs1000/6800743947.html

79 "suski"

Just read the ad, its good for a laugh.

 

[Guest]

Wow-electronic invention upgrad! Cool he'll consider a trade for a bike with few injection. Don't recall ever injecting mine, so that counts as 'few', right?? I'm gonna tex him...

 

[cowboyup3371]

Before it runs away from folks; awesome title in hand but the second picture is interesting (can't copy it here)

1979 suski gs1000 - $3500 (Albuquerque)


1979 Suski gs 1000

condition: excellent
engine displacement (CC): 1000
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual
79GS 1000 30,000 original , garage kept, miles excellent condition new tires,up graded to electronic invention, new fork seals and breaks, runs awesome title in hand 3500 or best offer
Or trade for a few injected 450 motocross bike, ktm 300, or bumper pull camper

 

[alke46]

As long as we are making fun of the ad, how about the "new fork seals and breaks". My '79 has brakes. Is there a difference? Yes, I think there is.

 

[Spyder]

1979 suski gs1000 - $3500 (Albuquerque) hide this posting

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79GS 1000 30,000 original , garage kept, miles excellent condition new tires,up graded to elect
ronic invention, new fork seals and breaks, runs awesome title in hand 3500 or best offer
Or trade for a few injected 450 motocross bike, ktm 300, or bumper pull camper

 

[Buffalo Bill]

93 Fireblade_$49,000. Oh, really? REALLY?

93 Fireblade_$49,000. Oh, really? REALLY?

This shows up every year. I dunno, art collectors are outside my social circle.
ebay 93 Honda CBR Fireblade

 

[Gorminrider]

huh! interesting...I'm not in that $$milieu but for this unwashed-yokel's taste, it sure beats a lot of installation art I've seen...

 

[Buffalo Bill]

I'd like my helmet done by him, if I could afford it.
Just missed getting a Bell helmet with very cool art "Meltdown". Close is not good enough.

 

[wymple]

This shows up every year. I dunno, art collectors are outside my social circle.
ebay 93 Honda CBR Fireblade

Too complicated, too busy, too gaudy.

 

[Guest]

Sorry if anyone is eating breakfast.

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/d/bristol-99-harley-davidson-sportster/6832345070.html

 

[Rich82GS750TZ]

:cower::-&

 

[alke46]

Just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[Guest]

http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/mcy/d/baton-rouge-honda-cbr-954rr/6838795708.html


Don't know what pressed brake fluid is, but I'm intrigued. Superbike speed in a stock bike? Yes please. Alas, I can't get it as I wouldn't know how to ride it.

 

[Guest]

Nothing says sold like a meth addict on a bike.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Sorry if anyone is eating breakfast.

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/d/bristol-99-harley-davidson-sportster/6832345070.html

SHUTUP!! She's the best lookin' over 40 mamma in the county!!!

 

[Redman]

Sorry if anyone is eating breakfast.

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there were other pictures....

Yah, not a teenager.

My wife has, ah, sandals like that.

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[Guest]

Yeah, each one worse than the last.

there were other pictures....

Yah, not a teenager.

My wife has, ah, sandals like that.

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