Craigslist "funnies"

[cowboyup3371]

Since Craigslist started charging a fee to list, there haven't been many "funnies".

Check out the Barter section for the really good stuff. Obvious scam as it shows Austin Texas but look at the price tag he wants

https://dayton.craigslist.org/bar/d/austin-chopper-custom-show-stopper/7058104294.html



(((((Miles 25 only show room condition show bike ))))
looking to trade $$$$ Cash $$$$$ or ? let me know what you have i might need it ...
Cash Price 33k or open to offers
looking for bobcat model 330 and bigger only or RV
Rear Tire is a 330 super wide
Motor is S&S 117 Trans has a 5" primary
The Chopper is the best money can buy
Please do your homework before you call me with an offer of $10,000.00 That will only cover the Motor and Trans
Ad will remove when sold or gone
Open 24 hrs call anytime

 

[Rob S.]

Hope he doesn't take the sawzall to the Vmax in the background.

Good eye!

That's a late 1st generation model, correct?

 

[allojohn]

An eBay "funny" for sure.

And to top it off, it can be YOURS for the lowly sum of $24.000!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1980-Suzuki-Other/274083668669?hash=item3fd0a8e2bd:g:EjcAAOSw-w9dwe-o

The seller is William P Guff (Julian Vaughn), one messed up dude.... was a member here for a while.

 

[Eli69]

The seller is William P Guff (Julian Vaughn), one messed up dude.... was a member here for a while.

his yard is almost exactly as i imagined.

 

[Guest]

Good eye!

That's a late 1st generation model, correct?

Man, I'm not sure. It looks like mine, and mine's a 97. I haven't really gotten in to the Vmax history. I wanted one since back in the 80s when I first saw one, but...it's my least favorite bike to ride.

 

[Grimly]

And now, even uglier than in the actual metal...

https://daytona.craigslist.org/mpo/d/port-orange-harley-davidson-sign-flstf/7073843181.html

"[FONT=&quot]Full Scale Harley Fatboy fiberglass reproduction .... use your imagination...Roof Top Sign, Business Promotion, Man Cave, Yard Art etc., Paint it your colors it can be disassembled for painting or shipping, weighs approximately 100-120 pounds? ...........asking $1500.00 in Daytona Beach"[/FONT]

 

[Guest]

And now, even uglier than in the actual metal...

https://daytona.craigslist.org/mpo/d/port-orange-harley-davidson-sign-flstf/7073843181.html

"Full Scale Harley Fatboy fiberglass reproduction .... use your imagination...Roof Top Sign, Business Promotion, Man Cave, Yard Art etc., Paint it your colors it can be disassembled for painting or shipping, weighs approximately 100-120 pounds? ...........asking $1500.00 in Daytona Beach"

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Look at it this way, you won't have to put a catch pan underneath it.

 

[allojohn]

his yard is almost exactly as i imagined.

lol! .

 

[ddaniels]

This guy has an interesting talent, if it was done by him.

https://dayton.craigslist.org/mpo/d/piqua-82-cb900f-ss/7071835692.html

 

[Spyder]

I bet it STILL leaks oil, lol... Have to say, it's in pretty rough shape for $1500... Would make a cool mailbox stand...

 

[dorkburger]

That's actually pretty interesting. I'd assume it's some type of plastic from looking at the weatering. I looks like old sun faded gray pvc. I'd like to see the mold it was pulled from.

 

[Guest]

Since when is a rusty, oops I mean "patina-ed" department store stingray worth $325 ? Someone's been bumping their listing for months on the 'list.

 

[dorkburger]

I think the ship has sailed on those. Those old bikes fetched decent money 15 or so years ago.
Same with those old motorized Whizzer bikes.

 

[cowboyup3371]

I bet it STILL leaks oil, lol... Have to say, it's in pretty rough shape for $1500... Would make a cool mailbox stand...

What in the heck?

 

[Guest]

Han Solo's Harley got frozen in Carbonite,too.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Han Solo's Harley got frozen in Carbonite,too.

DOH!!! Them Hardlys ain't fast enough to outrun a scooter…Princess Lay-yah shoulda bitched him about that.

 

[wymple]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/676412223135735/

It's gonna go fast, better hurry! Won't see many like this!

 

[Gregory]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/676412223135735/

It's gonna go fast, better hurry! Won't see many like this!

How long until the header bolts get busted off?

 

[Grimly]

How long until the header bolts get busted off?

Or the rear shock mounts? Exciting times ahead for the purchaser of that POS.

 

[Buffalo Bill]

Whats the issue? You're paying for the lime green metal flake, the rest is fixable.