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[LarryA_Texas]

honda suzuki..

honda suzuki..

A Honda-Suzuki with 726,ooo miles?








1989 HONDA SUZUKI - $100 (OAK CLIFF)

Date: 2010-10-18, 6:43PM CDT
Reply to: sale-4vdb3-2013288605@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

YES ITS A 1989 HONDA SUZUKI NEEDS REPAIRS TO TURN ON
YOU MUST COME AND GET IT
ASKING $120
IT HAS 726524 MIL

• Location: OAK CLIFF
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Flaming Chainsaws]

Looks like Honda made a motorcycle called Suzuki that goes for miles and miles in that condition.

 

[tkent02]

Laugh.
This here is an ugly motorcycle.


http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2013540984.html

 

[seuadr]

Laugh.
This here is an ugly motorcycle.


http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2013540984.html

interesting trunk setup..

 

[MikeJ]

A Honda-Suzuki with 726,ooo miles?

Is that like, uh, a Cessna Pipercub?

Didja notice the guy was asking $100 in the header and $120 in the body of the ad? He's clearly not a math whiz.

Not the first ad we've seen where some dodo left out the decimal point when stating the mileage.

 

[four_shot]

with 726000 miles did you really expect it to look any better?

 

[850GT_Rider]

Laugh.
This here is an ugly motorcycle.


http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2013540984.html

Looks like one of the pizza delivery motorcycles that I see down in Mexico...(except the trunk is nicer and the bike has most of it's parts)

 

[kilroy]

Some assembly required.........

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1985604308.html

Looks like it was colored with a magic marker!~ $3100???!!!!

 

[MikeJ]

Looks like one of the pizza delivery motorcycles that I see down in Mexico...(except the trunk is nicer and the bike has most of it's parts)

Very common in the third world, where the Japanese makers sell the vast bulk of their new bikes, mostly 250cc or under. They are everyday family transportation or business tools, not toys.:clap:

If you took all the small-displacement motorcycles in someplace like Jakarta, Indonesia, and added them up, that one city alone probably has more active bikes than the entire US # of currently registered motorcycles. But I bet they have a lot fewer Hayabusas and Harleys there than we do.

 

[toejams1]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2020647790.html

 

[Dave8338]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2020647790.html

Franken bike...painful to even look at.

 

[chuck hahn]

Yeah..I cant stomach a bobber either, but to each his own

 

[850GT_Rider]

The use of multiple exclamation points is generally a dead giveaway that whatever they're selling is overpriced junk....

!!!!!Custom Trike MUST SEE!!!!! - $19995 (Richfield)

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/2027337719.html

Only 400 miles...'cause it ran like crap?

Also - look at all the 'keywords' this joker puts in there....stuff that's got nothing to do with what he's selling. That alone would make me kiss him off...

 

[Don-lo]

Amusing title reasoning

http://muncie.craigslist.org/mcy/2035427754.html

 

[cowboyup3371]

The bike can talk?!!

 

[davidduarte]

Amusing title reasoning

http://muncie.craigslist.org/mcy/2035427754.html

"has no title but has spoke with police officer", wow, a talking motorcycle!

 

[SVSooke]

Get this guy http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1978-honda-cafe-racer-400cc_13480430 Got to be a joke,$3500 for a CB400ENoray:

 

[gs road racer]

Get this guy http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/1978-honda-cafe-racer-400cc_13480430 Got to be a joke,$3500 for a CB400ENoray:

it's what happens when there are cutbacks to mental health services.....he's in need of serious help......

 

[earlfor]

it's what happens when there are cutbacks to mental health services.....he's in need of serious help......

Maybe if it was new and still in the crate.

Earl

 

[Steve]

Must be a drag racer as it surely won't handle any curves.

And the extra gas cap on the rear fender is a nice touch, too.