Craigslist "funnies"

[Tech73]

THAT one is worth the money in parts alone.

I fully agree, I hope someone is close to there to pick it up.

[Dave8338]

I fully agree, I hope someone is close to there to pick it up.

Wish I were. For $700, it would already be in my garage.

[JCSkokos]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/cto/2505640077.html

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1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis (NASA)

Date: 2011-07-21, 8:32AM PDT
Reply to: sale-mtnnc-2505640077@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

For Sale: used 1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis. 126 million miles, but they're all outer space miles. Good condition, only driven 33 times. Burns 2 million litres of fuel to go the first 111 km, but after that is very fuel efficient.

Must sell, downgrading to a Ford Fusion. Air freshener included. Asking $250 million OBO.

Location: NASA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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[ikantbreave]

[QUOTE=JCSkokos;1467853]http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant...505640077.html


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1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis (NASA)

Date: 2011-07-21, 8:32AM PDT
Reply to: sale-mtnnc-2505640077@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

For Sale: used 1985 Space Shuttle Atlantis. 126 million miles, but they're all outer space miles. Good condition, only driven 33 times. Burns 2 million litres of fuel to go the first 111 km, but after that is very fuel efficient.

Must sell, downgrading to a Ford Fusion. Air freshener included. Asking $250 million OBO and dont try to lowball me, just trying to get back some of what I put in it and my time.

Location: NASA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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[tkent02]

Please say it isn't so.

http://qc.kijiji.ca/c-autos-et-vehicules-motocyclettes-routieres-moto-custom-W0QQAdIdZ286208925

DP

The bent fork tubes are a nice touch.

[Danesa]

Not a funny, maybe more of a treasure

I think there is a treasure waiting for someone to find.

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...AdIdZ300870827

[850GT_Rider]

A Rare Indication of "What-I-REALLY-Wanted..."

He really wants a GS!

2006 Harley Davidson - Kansas City

Date: 2011-07-31, 9:15AM CDT
Reply to: sale-jkysc-2522459027@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



2006 special construction harley davidson,88 cubic inch motor and 5 speed trans were new in crate in 06,bike was built from ground up on a kraftech standard size softail frame, its the same size frame you would find on a harley softail,has aftermarket floorboards,aftermarket shifter and brake pegs and back pegs,aftermarket screamin eagle 2 slip on mufflers(bike sounds great), bike was built by a certified harley davidson mechanic,i have a windshield and front light bar that go with bike they just need to be installed and wired ,bikes back tire is about 50 percent front is about 60 percent brakes prob have 2 years left on them,back rim has lost some chrome,and one small scrath on tank,its on the underside of tank but other than that bike is in great shape for its age, would consider cash and trade for metric cruiser or car, bike has 10,000 miles ,this bike is titled special construction its not a salvage title, email me with any questions

• Location: kc
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Gonzo]

I really hope mechanical and intellectual abilities take place in separate areas of the brain. If not, I wouldn't let this guy wrench on a Erector Set based off his writing skills. http://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/2524154588.html I know it's Craigslist, but WOW. Some effort at making yourself not look like paste eating, window licking buffoon would help your business. Especially if you are going to do your own advertising.

[kparkfan]

This one is pretty funny, like to know what this guy is smoking.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2522873903.html

[Tim Tom]

I think the jacket guy has seen one too many "old spice" commercials....

[kcorbin]

This one is pretty funny, like to know what this guy is smoking.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/2522873903.html

He was taking lessons from this guy: http://consumerist.com/2010/02/the-g...l-ad-ever.html

[Gonzo]

These people hurt my head and make my heart sad: http://saginaw.craigslist.org/mcy/2526252107.html

What???

Notice that he will not check emails. I'm willing to bet it's because reading causes him too much pain. Send him a crayon colored picture of what you have.

[chuck hahn]

Gonzo....That dude in the performance shop is exactly the guy you want wrenching. He may have a ponytail down to his azz, one tooth on top and two on the bottom, have a half gone half gallon of jack on the workbench..but i am willing to bet that he has been wrenching since he was old enough to hold a ratchet. He may not be a national spelling bee champ but i guarentee he can wrench. And seeing that i am a MI native and have been to Saginaw at least 2 or 3 times a month, I can certainly understand just why he cant spell.

[Gonzo]

Gonzo....That dude in the performance shop is exactly the guy you want wrenching. He may have a ponytail down to his azz, one tooth on top and two on the bottom, have a half gone half gallon of jack on the workbench..but i am willing to bet that he has been wrenching since he was old enough to hold a ratchet. He may not be a national spelling bee champ but i guarentee he can wrench. And seeing that i am a MI native and have been to Saginaw at least 2 or 3 times a month, I can certainly understand just why he cant spell.

Maybe so, but his wrenching skills didn't nominate him for the funnies after all.

[JCSkokos]

He really wants a GS!

we all know it was the sound that bugs him... and the stiff ride... and the weight.... and the speed.... and repair bills... and gas mileage... lol