Craigslist "funnies"

[AKC75]

Strategically placing the clutch lever over the hole in the side of the gas tank was a nice touch...

And listed the condition as fair. Haha!

 

[Grimly]

Been parking it in the sea, I think.

 

[AKC75]

Been parking it in the sea, I think.

It is weathered!

 

[coldwhiteguy]

I thought the term was "distressed"

 

[Guest]

It's also called "Patina".

 

[hoop]

When i see rotten aluminum, i think "properly maintained".

 

[Guest]

Here`s a good one. The 2 wheeled wonder. LOL LMFAO

1983 gs odometer: 15000paint color : blue fuel : gastransmission : manual

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I have a 1983 suzuki gs 550 pretty sweet wipe! dropped the whole bike about 3" and cut a bunch of $hit out! come check it out and tell me watcha think! $500 cash takes the 2 wheeled wonder! call or text me at show contact info my names chad!

 

[JTGS850GL]

Yep, that's a wonder all right.

 

[Clone]

Yup, cut a lot of **it out of it is right, like the frame right at the shock mount. Good luck when you hit a pot hole and have a shock come through your hip and find yourself sitting on a tire. Wasn't there a youtube video of a guy with a chopped bike ending up sitting on his tire for a hundred feet or so???????

 

[Guest]

Yup, cut a lot of **it out of it is right, like the frame right at the shock mount. Good luck when you hit a pot hole and have a shock come through your hip and find yourself sitting on a tire. Wasn't there a youtube video of a guy with a chopped bike ending up sitting on his tire for a hundred feet or so???????

That's why they call them "Hard Ass Bikes"

:-k:-k

Oh wait. I think I am confusing "Bad Ass Bike" With "Hard Tail Bike".

 

[witttom]

Ummm.... does that look like a Triumph T-100 to you?

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4931511236.html

1971 Triumph T-100 C Basket Case - $600 (Warsaw, KY)

Rigid rear section welded to stock front loop. Chrome Monoblock Carb. 16" rear wheel. The head is missing. Transmission, bottom end, and cylinders are complete. The numbers match and I have NO title. I have other bobber/chopper parts I could sell with it.
Will give bill of sale. $600

 

[JamesWhut?]

Triumph, panhead, its all the same mang...

 

[dorkburger]

https://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4928906424.html
A well detailed abomination. At least he finished it.....
Have to admit....I dont completely hate it, and in person I would spend some time checking it out.
Nothing i would own though.

 

[JamesWhut?]

I'm tempted to ask him where the rest of it is... Probably selling it because he's tired of having chain goo slung up all over his left side.

 

[Rob S.]

Ummm.... does that look like a Triumph T-100 to you?

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/4931511236.html

My Google shows a vertical (parallel) twin.

 

[witttom]

https://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4928906424.html
A well detailed abomination. At least he finished it.....
View attachment 38683 Have to admit....I dont completely hate it, and in person I would spend some time checking it out.
Nothing i would own though.

Up front we have a 18" spoked wheel off of a GS1100 and in the back a 17" spoked wheel from the GS .

Was there ever a GS1100 with wire-spoke wheels?

 

[Rob S.]

I'm tempted to ask him where the rest of it is... Probably selling it because he's tired of having chain goo slung up all over his left side.

"Seat was mounted to look like its suspended over the rear wheel..."

It only looks that way.

$6900. I wonder if there's a fool somewhere who'll give him $2000 for it.

"Custom One off Bobber Rat"

It's a lot further off than just one! :biggrin:

 

[coldwhiteguy]

And if you happened to accidently slip backward off that seat... I suppose you Could live without testicles

 

[AKC75]

You know, to each there own. But I just don't get the bobber thing on an old rice burner. Especially one's with no rear fender.

I just could not spend $4600 on this.

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4888434344.html

 

[Rob S.]

You guys are neglecting to consider that both these owners probably have receipts to prove that they spent that much money on their bikes.

These bikes are custom - bobber/rat, and cafe/brat. You can't put a price on that. :highly_amused: