Craigslist "funnies"

[witttom]

Checkout the faring on this bike....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/5050161626.html

1983 Yamaha virago xv920 motorcycle - $1200 (salem wi.)

 

[witttom]

It's a cafe racer, because.... umm.... just because.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/5046756501.html

***Beautiful Suzuki 550cc Cafe' Racer*** - $1950 (Holiday)

 

[Spyder]

Checkout the faring on this bike....

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/5050161626.html

How the hell does the front suspension work ? ! ? ! ?

 

[Spyder]

WHAT THE HELL IS A limpio?!?
[h=2]limpio - $1150 (CHICAGO)[/h]

1980 suzuki GS 550 VIN: GS550E226023 paint color : black fuel : gas transmission : manual

• safety tips
• prohibited items
• product recalls
• avoiding scams

Solo le falta bateria y ajuste carburado funciona

 

[Spyder]

[h=2]!!Suzuki GS550 Brat Racer!! - $3450 (OBO)[/h]

Hey all, for sale is recently customized 82 Suzuki GS550 that has been made into a cafe racer/brat style motorcycle. This was an engine-out project, brought down to bare frame and rebuilt. She starts right up and is a ton of fun to ride. Here are some of the specs:

- Fully serviced
- Oil Change
- New Gaskets
- Custom Fabricated Side Covers
- Ceramic Coated Tank
- High Temp Engine Paint
- New Mini-Speedo
- New Tail lights and Aluminum Turn Signals
- Custom Cafe Seat
- New Tires
- New battery
- Fork Boots
- Relocated New Ignition Switch
- New throttle/clutch cable
- New grips/Low Rise Handlebars
- Clean/tuned carbs
- New Air Filter

This bike is a perfect custom cafe racer for the summer months with a ton of work done, so pick up a one-of-kind while the weathers warm. Asking $3,450 O.B.O. Sold as-is, no low-ballers. Text/Call Paul @ 8one5-979-7zero79

 

[Spyder]

What the hell is going on today?!?

CUSTOM TAYLORED SEAT???

[h=2]1980 Suzuki GS750 Oxide Six Zero - $2500 (Franklin Park)[/h]

Hello,

Up for sale is my pride and joy, labor of love, Suzuki GS750E. Picked it up when it was super neglected and over the past year i was building it up. Modified frame to drop seating point, custom tailored seat to comfortably accommodate a passanger. New tires, brake pads, chain, drive sprocket, both controls, turn signals with controls, spark plugs, petcock and all gaskets. Wrapped 4-1 exhaust with silencer, motor and carbs rebuilt 300 miles ago, custom air cleaner. The whole idea for this bike was to make a rat/reliable daily for access to work. Its branded with an Oxide logo and a six zero model name on the tank. I rode it this season multiple times with no issues. Only concer is it needs to be cranked a little longer when cold due to different air cleaner. I have invested about 2K in parts to make this baby run with no problems.

I will include a battery tender for winter storing.

Any offer will be considered as long as it is within reasonable room.

 

[Grimly]

What the hell is going on today?!?

CUSTOM TAYLORED SEAT???

1980 Suzuki GS750 Oxide Six Zero - $2500 (Franklin Park)

Good taste forbids me from saying what that looks like.
Some people just have no objectivity and get all wrapped up in their project, little realising what it looks like to a fresh pair of eyes.
Hell, even the auto makers of the 70s did that - look at the turd coloured cars and bikes of that era.

 

[trtsmb]

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mcy/5055679675.html

 

[Rob S.]

Good taste forbids me from saying what that looks like.

A 3 Musketeers bar?

Mr. Hanky (the Christmas poo)?

 

[Rob S.]

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mcy/5055679675.html

Yeah, excellent starter bike.

Can anybody tell me what's going on at the rear? Hard tail? Two exhaust canisters?

 

[trtsmb]

Yeah, excellent starter bike.

Can anybody tell me what's going on at the rear? Hard tail? Two exhaust canisters?

I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the seat.

 

[jbird7262]

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mcy/5055679675.html
I think that black canister is housing the tail light, is the savage a mono-shock bike?

 

[posplayr]

Good taste forbids me from saying what that looks like.
Some people just have no objectivity and get all wrapped up in their project, little realising what it looks like to a fresh pair of eyes.
Hell, even the auto makers of the 70s did that - look at the turd coloured cars and bikes of that era.

tuck and bolt upholstery

 

[trtsmb]

http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mcy/5055679675.html
I think that black canister is housing the tail light, is the savage a mono-shock bike?

Not in the real world.

 

[megatwin]

In one of the pics you can see where a solid strut was put in,in the place of rear suspension.
The savage had 2 conventional shocks,mounted externally.
Just curious,if all theses rigid bikes ride so "nice",why don't the manufacturers save money by not putting the high tech suspension systems on new motorcycles?????

 

[Charlie G]

http://redding.craigslist.org/mcy/5031354143.html

Really not funny. EEgit!

 

[Rob S.]

http://redding.craigslist.org/mcy/5031354143.html

Really not funny. EEgit!

And this A-hole thinks his work increased the value? Why doesn't he just keep it if he thinks it looks good?

What a complete ass-wipe!

 

[halz426]

Too bad. That "was" a really nice. GS750. Bummer

 

[Spyder]

Now that's a damn shame... That was a beautiful bike...

 

[AKC75]

http://redding.craigslist.org/mcy/5031354143.html

Really not funny. EEgit!

Ah man!! Those are the ones I get disappointed over. I subtle OEM enhancement woulda been all that bike really needed as it was cool to begin with. A sport fairing and some super bike bars. Easily reversible. Done!

But no, he had to chop it up and put a butt ass ugly uncomfortable seat on it.

That's not funny, that's a damn shame.