Craigslist "funnies"

[RaiderGT]

Brand new MSRP on one of these is $5800......


http://smd.craigslist.org/mcy/5165210196.html

[h=2]2014 Honda CB500F - $9000 (waldorf)[/h]

2014 Honda CB500F
condition: like new
fuel: gas
odometer: 964
paint color: black
title status: clean
transmission: manual

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2014 Honda CB500F sports bike. No damage, no issues, only 964 miles on her.

Just need to sell - can't ride anymore.

$9000 OBO
Rides great.

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[earlfor]

Lots of clowns on Craigs. heh eh

 

[Clone]

Possibly the ugliest bike I have ever seen....
http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/mcy/5161274085.html

Ok, I have seen a 1930 JD original muffler and it is not that Peavey Mart special he has on there for a muffler.
Have you noticed that people build these rat bikes/cafe racers and then find out just how f@#*ked up they are and that they ride like crap. Then try to unload them for ridiculous amounts so they can buy a bike that works.......................

 

[Vmass]

I'll assume they created it to pick up the kegs.

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/5161175679.html

 

[Guest]

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/5145184837.html

Honda made in Italy??? Nothing against Italy but I hope the engine was at least assembled in Japan. Call me a bigot but "Made in Japan" is kinda what I'm looking for in a Honda. Nice looking bike.

 

[witttom]

Must see. Trust me.

https://www.facebook.com/SpeedSociety/videos/1191423397541627/

 

[witttom]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vintage-...55?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3cfdc77137

 

[wymple]

https://nh.craigslist.org/mcy/5145184837.html

Honda made in Italy??? Nothing against Italy but I hope the engine was at least assembled in Japan. Call me a bigot but "Made in Japan" is kinda what I'm looking for in a Honda. Nice looking bike.

Nice bike, with the ugliest possible exhaust unless you're into old tractor mufflers.

 

[Grimly]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vintage-...55?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3cfdc77137

Such a simple device and just the thing to do with an old snotter GS

 

[Clone]

Must see. Trust me.

https://www.facebook.com/SpeedSociety/videos/1191423397541627/

That is a winner for the "WHY?" category. Apparently handles like crud from the way it wanders, and the rider can't see, he is continually looking around the tank. :-k

 

[dorkburger]

Speed society? I think they may have hit a whopping 40 MPH. And the bike looked oh so stable while doing it.

 

[allojohn]

That is a winner for the "WHY?" category. Apparently handles like crud from the way it wanders, and the rider can't see, he is continually looking around the tank. :-k

I wonder if he's still living.....

 

[earlfor]

That is a winner for the "WHY?" category. Apparently handles like crud from the way it wanders, and the rider can't see, he is continually looking around the tank. :-k

If I saw that on the road, I would be certain to stay FAR away from it.

 

[Spyder]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Vintage-...55?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item3cfdc77137

I like it ! ! ! I would build one if I had the parts and a Honda...

 

[Guest]

At least it still has a front brake.
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/5169613996.html

 

[posplayr]

Must see. Trust me.

https://www.facebook.com/SpeedSociety/videos/1191423397541627/

A cop should do him a favor and cite him for something. Get it off the road; it barely goes straight.

 

[trtsmb]

A cop should do him a favor and cite him for something. Get it off the road; it barely goes straight.

Not to mention, he can't see where he's going with that tank right at eye level.

 

[Guest]

Must see. Trust me.

https://www.facebook.com/SpeedSociety/videos/1191423397541627/

Too f**king funny. hey each to their own. Ride free dude lol.

 

[limeex2]

That is a good use for a Honda...

 

[RaiderGT]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/5149123398.html

Looks like someone vomited all over this thing.

[h=2]Restored 1982 Suzuki GS 850 - $4000 (Kingsville)[/h]

1982 Suzuki GS 850
condition: excellent
engine displacement (CC): 850
fuel: gas
paint color: orange
title status: clean
transmission: manual

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For sale 1982 Suzuki GS 850
price $ 4000 obo
The bike has been restored and is a real head turner.
Almost everything on the bike is new from tires to lights to brake lines, too many to list. Also custom seat and paint job. If you have any questions about certain items dont hesitate to ask. Rode this bike for over a year, and it is a really reliable bike. Averages about 42 MPG if you drive smart.
Call or text for any additional information.
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