Craigslist "funnies"

[allojohn]

So much effort for it to turn out like sh!te.

 

[megatwin]

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/5149123398.html

He obviously restores motor cycles for a living,as shown by this fine example.

 

[seanarthurmachado]

It's always nice to know that color blindness has not held back the restorer in his ambitions.

 

[Grimly]

It's always nice to know that color blindness has not held back the restorer in his ambitions.

He may think it's a nice muted green.

 

[Griffin]

I'm at a loss for words.....

http://chambana.craigslist.org/mcy/5161156173.html


1985 gs 550 - $1500 (Mahomet)

Custom bike 16000 miles tons of new parts .. Needs finished but is drivable .. 217 39zero 1760 text with any questions

 

[JayWB]

How "drivable" can it be without a chain?

 

[Jedz123]

I've seen this thing for sale allot... I guess no one wants it... Can't blame em' the thing is butt ugly.

 

[trtsmb]

How "drivable" can it be without a chain?

Not to mention it has no seat or shocks.

 

[megatwin]

Maybe you sit on it,and make engine noises:surprise:

 

[cowboyup3371]

How "drivable" can it be without a chain?

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone age family

 

[Steve]

Not to mention it has no seat or shocks.

Can't tell from that angle, but it's probably a monshock bike.

If it had no shocks, the rear end wouldn't be sitting as high as it is.

.

 

[uk gs nut]

Its a rider ? where is the chain ?. As for rear shocks, maybe there's a wood block on top of the wheel out of shot :encouragement:

 

[witttom]

Here's another one for the "It'll buff out" category....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/171893549175?item=171893549175

Chics Dig It!

 

[allojohn]

Looks like he's just back from Jurrasic World!

 

[Spyder]

That bike has been around for a while now. Looks like it could be turned into a real motorcycle fairly easy.

And that, that, um, truck? I'm thinking he doesn't own a tape measure? Or maybe he wanted the Dr. Seuss effect?

 

[AshesOfAnother]

It's like riding a cloud!

 

[lizardslaps]

wonder what this guy was thinking to many cans of mat spray paint if you ask me

 

[subforry]

I'm at a loss for words.....

http://chambana.craigslist.org/mcy/5161156173.html


1985 gs 550 - $1500 (Mahomet)

Custom bike 16000 miles tons of new parts .. Needs finished but is drivable .. 217 39zero 1760 text with any questions

Drivable, the seller must have meant diveble since it looks like the gas tank has been replaced with SCUBA tanks.

 

[AshesOfAnother]

Ya know, other than the bars it's not that bad for what it is. Not the scuba bike, it's garbage.

 

[Guest]

Another disillusioned Harley owner. Yea, your bike is badass, keep telling yourself that.

https://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/5127193781.html