Craigslist "funnies"

[trevor]

 

[RustyTank]

Holy moly! That sh** is funny!
Thanks Trevor.

 

[adamdaz]

Facebook marketplace description: [FONT=&quot]Was running. Needs carb cleaned.
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https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:6654bbef-51f2-4824-b7e9-f96607c64fff

 

[Gorminrider]

ah, those magic words "Was running. Needs carb cleaned." I just wish for one more word and maybe an ellipsis "Was running. Needs carb cleaned and ..."

 

[xkaes]

How about "Was running when originally manufactured..........."

 

[earlfor]

I have a craving for a Big Mac

$20K?, uh NO! $2K, nope! $200, let me think about it. ehe

 

[Rob S.]

How about "Was running when originally manufactured..........."

"Was running." Every bike was running.

I could not tell that it is a Kawasaki. I still can't discern how many cylinders or cc's it has.

The poster child for neglected motorcycles. "Please...this winter, you can symbolically adopt a motorcycle. Time is running out."

 

[Grimly]

The poster child for neglected motorcycles. "Please...this winter, you can symbolically adopt a motorcycle. Time is running out."

LOL. Nice one. fifteen blanks

 

[Brendan W]

$20K?, uh NO! $2K, nope! $200, let me think about it. ehe

Look closer, that's the rare limited edition with the updraught carbs........

 

[Rob S.]

Look closer, that's the rare limited edition with the updraught carbs........

But what is (was) it? KZ440? 650?

 

[wymple]

KZ650 by looking at the engine

 

[rphillips]

I can absolutely guarantee it "might be" a KZ650.

 

[Gregory]

Touring bike https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/mpo/d/wayne-1983-suzuki-gs1100e-touring/7475491539.html

1983 suzuki gs1100e touring - $2,000 (Wayne)

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[rphillips]

Certainly not what we would expect. These days, Missing the train light won't be good.

 

[Rob S.]

1. Carbs need fine tuning
2. Needs 'minor' work
I'll venture it is not running well now. Not by a long shot. And just to seal the deal...
3. No title!

It's the much-desired 11E "touring model." I'll guess the monetary value of that ancient Windjammer (SS?) is one tenth the value of the proper 'train' headlight that should be there. Did I say "one tenth"? Make that 1%.

It looks like an 'outdoor' bike. If I were a capable mechanic, and saw that it started, I might go as high as 1G. IF it has a title.

 

[Rich82GS750TZ]

“Bike is all stock…”. I guess that rusty 4 into 1 came from Suzuki, along with the Windjammer on the “touring model”.

 

[Burque73]

It's a good thing this seller has one of those fancy tape measures with fractions written on it......for precise measurements and all.


https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/mpo/d/corrales-suzuki-forks/7495912751.html

Suzuki street bike forks. What you see is what you get. $50.

 

[Gorminrider]

measuring a tangent for diameter and length from 5 feet away doesn't exactly help does it... ,but you get the tape measure included in the deal
"Suzuki street bike forks. What you see is what you get."

$50.Suzuki Forks - $50 (Rio Rancho)‹ image 1 of 2 ›

 

[storm 64]

I'd call the guy and ask him questions about the tape measure. The add says you get everything shown... "Yeah, is that a 25 foot tape"? Haha

 

[rphillips]

Didn't ED say "To Measure is to Know", Maybe it's his add.... Ya'll seem skeptical... Measurements are good enough for me, I can guarantee by those forks will fit.