Craigslist "funnies"

[AKC75]

Now I might just fork over for this build. This thing is sweet as hell! This was posted on craigslist at one point a couple months ago when I began to look for a bike. It was just out of my price range.

A GS650E fully restored from top to bottom and inspired by the 79' Wes Cooley.

http://www.chilipeppercycles.com/Products.html

 

[storm 64]

And if you happened to accidently slip backward off that seat... I suppose you Could live without testicles

You might not get any dates though :disillusionment:

 

[JamesWhut?]

Now I might just fork over for this build. This thing is sweet as hell! This was posted on craigslist at one point a couple months ago when I began to look for a bike. It was just out of my price range.

A GS650E fully restored from top to bottom and inspired by the 79' Wes Cooley.

http://www.chilipeppercycles.com/Products.html

That does look nice. Nothing funny about it.

 

[AKC75]

That does look nice. Nothing funny about it.

You are right. There isn't!

Here I'll make it up to the forum topic.

Look at this bargain.



http://killeen.craigslist.org/mcy/4897303684.html

 

[Grimly]

https://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/4928906424.html
A well detailed abomination. At least he finished it.....
View attachment 38683 Have to admit....I dont completely hate it, and in person I would spend some time checking it out.
Nothing i would own though.

It's a strange concoction and belongs in a shed on display or up on a bar-room wall, as a testament to the crazy things beer makes us do.
Every time I see a seat suspended like that, with no thought given to the slightest form of safety or protection (and I'm no safety-nazi), I just think the owner is as thick as pig****.

 

[JamesWhut?]

Form over function. The saddest thing is that it doesn't even really look that good, bobbers and badly done cafe bikes look horribly lopsided. IMO.

 

[earlfor]

It's a strange concoction and belongs in a shed on display or up on a bar-room wall, as a testament to the crazy things beer makes us do.
Every time I see a seat suspended like that, with no thought given to the slightest form of safety or protection (and I'm no safety-nazi), I just think the owner is as thick as pig****.

Another deathtrap. I would hate tp find myself jammed between the frame and that rear tire. Just think of getting a leg stuck in there. Outta be a law.

 

[JamesWhut?]

I love it when they don't even bother to suggest a price.

http://columbusga.craigslist.org/mcy/4937677257.html

I think it even comes with two old bags.

This is the best motorcycle on the planet. BTW.

 

[Rob S.]

"If you want a fantastic motorcycle that turns heads, this is the one for you."

I'd like to turn a few younger heads.

 

[Jedz123]

If it comes with those chicks my heads going to be turning the other way. LOL

 

[Big T]

I love it when they don't even bother to suggest a price.

http://columbusga.craigslist.org/mcy/4937677257.html

I think it even comes with two old bags.

This is the best motorcycle on the planet. BTW.

It's so great, I ride it almost 600 miles a year!

 

[Guest]

What's a "Bar Chopper"?

Something you ride to the bar?

 

[JamesWhut?]

Probably...

 

[Grimly]

Hey, you'll be old and wrinkly too, some day. Spare a thought for those women who had to spend their best years as bike ornaments.

 

[HAMMERHT]

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

 

[dorkburger]

Yes, its emblazoned all over........"why?"

 

[Steve]

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

It will be even funnier in a couple of weeks, when the ad expires and anybody that clicks on the link will be greatly disappointed.

Copy the pictures and the ad, they will be preserved here nearly forever. :-\\\

.

 

[JamesWhut?]

Ya' snooze ya' lose.

This is too funny.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4899280166.html

Less funny, more pathetic. But the poster sure knows how to verbally polish a turd.

 

[78550GS]

Jeep Style Custom Built - $29000 (Tarpon Springs) < >

2003 Jeep Style - Janx paint color : silver size : compact type : other drive : fwd fuel : gas transmission : automatic title status : clean cylinders : 6 cylinders
condition: good

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  For sale - a 2003 "Janx" art piece vehicle as titled by the artist and designer -- Yvonne Yolande Middlecamp Jackson. It is constructed of diamond back stainless steel and built for durability, not speed. This is an uncompleted project and being sold "as is". Its chassis is fabricated solid stainless steel and the small flat bed is meant for groceries and light hauling. This is a project piece for the person that has the time, capital and a lot of passion to invest Looking for a "show stopper"? -- This one of a kind project piece would be the Holy Grail for any collection.
  The steering box is from a 1978 Postal Jeep. The emergency brake is from a 1978 Postal Jeep and is not assembled and has been chromed. It has Stuart gauges. The steering wheel is Stainless steel. The engine is a straight six with an automatic transmission. The gas tank is Stainless steel. The front and back bumpers are double piping stainless. There are two built in drain holes in Y shapes on the floor and the bed for water drainage. There is a split windshield for 2 separate pieces of glass. There are old tires and rims from a 1979 Postal Jeep. The entire body of this project is of quarter inch thick diamond back stainless steel. It is a very heavy and solid piece of art.
  
  Serious buyers only. Price is firm. By appointment only. Contact via the contact info provided in the listing

 

[JamesWhut?]

If they'd made it look like a little tank, then it at least would be interesting...