Craigslist "funnies"

[AKC75]

I love these posts. Put some handle bars on it, sprinkle a little fairy dust and it automatically becomes a cafe racer! It's like magic!

And I'm sure it is a head turner alright.

It's actually pretty cool old little dual sport.




1973 kawasaki cafe racer - $2000 (south west austin)

Selling my 1973 kawaski cafe racer.... starts and runs right away with kick starter. Put in new handle bars, new mirrors, and did some cosmetic work. It needs a tune up but nothing serius, this is a 100 cc super fun to ride areound downtown! Its a head turner, and a great way to make a statement. I have so much fun with this bike but unfortunately im moving out of the country and i can't take it with me so i gotta sell it ASAP. text if you are intrested or need more details. Thank you

 

[trtsmb]

Those handlebars look like they're on backwards.

 

[seanarthurmachado]

At least the seller left it unmolested and didn't start randomly slicing bits off with a sawz all.

 

[Guest]

I never thought it possible to make a V65 Sabre UGLIER than stock, but somebody went and done it. OMG! What were they thinking with that tank? Unless that's a cooler and there's beer inside, that's a total hack job!!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5049776860.html

 

[Grimly]

I never thought it possible to make a V65 Sabre UGLIER than stock, but somebody went and done it. OMG! What were they thinking with that tank? Unless that's a cooler and there's beer inside, that's a total hack job!!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5049776860.html

Perhaps the cafe he races to is on the other side of the country. Or might be there's a large compartment in the tank for road rations. I can't believe there's not a good reason for something that hideous.

 

[Ecklund]

I never thought it possible to make a V65 Sabre UGLIER than stock, but somebody went and done it. OMG! What were they thinking with that tank? Unless that's a cooler and there's beer inside, that's a total hack job!!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5049776860.html

Too bad too; the Sabre is a bike that could really benefit from a make over.

 

[lurch12_2000]

I never thought it possible to make a V65 Sabre UGLIER than stock, but somebody went and done it. OMG! What were they thinking with that tank? Unless that's a cooler and there's beer inside, that's a total hack job!!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5049776860.html

What's bigger than a bread basket and goes vroom, vroom? It's only a few hours away for me....hhhmmmm....not!

 

[dorkburger]

$5200 gs 1000L....

$5200 gs 1000L....

https://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/mcy/5052160494.html

Looks decent. I think it may have been Exdirtbiker's bike.....but 5200??

 

[SVSooke]

I never thought it possible to make a V65 Sabre UGLIER than stock, but somebody went and done it. OMG! What were they thinking with that tank? Unless that's a cooler and there's beer inside, that's a total hack job!!!!

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/5049776860.html

WOW!!! That is some fugly!!!

 

[witttom]

It's a nice adversity bike.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/5049319467.html

I have a really nice 100 adversity Hugger 883, many extras, ready to ride, make someone a nice starter bike or old lady bike, IN title in hand, four grand takes it anywhere you want to go. Motivated seller Give me a call, 513 839 0627 Tony, no BS please! And no gmail scammers either! Thank you $3000.00 is a steal for this bike

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[JS750]

https://rockford.craigslist.org/mcy/5053602477.html

Its simple listed as "cafe".

 

[Guest]

I had to respond to this ad, just to make sure he didn't put an extra zero on the price. He didn't, he really thinks it's worth 10K. What a maroon. 2K bike, 3K TOPS!

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/5051329245.html

 

[Rob S.]

"Serious inquiries only," yet he makes a joke by asking $10,000.

 

[alke46]

I had to respond to this ad, just to make sure he didn't put an extra zero on the price. He didn't, he really thinks it's worth 10K. What a maroon. 2K bike, 3K TOPS!

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/mcy/5051329245.html

You must have upset the fellow, I see the price has been lowered to only $9,000. ....

 

[witttom]

You must have upset the fellow, I see the price has been lowered to only $9,000. ....

I sent him a message asking if it was a typo as well. He replied back and said he lowered his price to $9000, but his 'Firm' price is $8500.

 

[Rob S.]

I sent him a message asking if it was a typo as well. He replied back and said he lowered his price to $9000, but his 'Firm' price is $8500.

Leave the poor guy alone - he's obviously disturbed. :xsmilie_mrgreen:

 

[G-3]

Found this one today
http://pueblo.craigslist.org/mcy/5041687657.html

 

[AKC75]

Found this one today
http://pueblo.craigslist.org/mcy/5041687657.html

I'd ride that thing man. Haha!

[h=2] custum chopper - $350[/h]

One of a kind

 

[Guest]

Why is the headlight pointing straight up?

Why does it have only one brake? And no throttle?

Why does it have a pull starter?

Why is it a bicycle?

 

[Grimly]

Why is the headlight pointing straight up?

It was pointing level until some four-hundred pounder sat on it.